Saturday, February 16, 2008

Bad jokes, Lord! I love 'em!

I have a Groundskeeper Willie figurine on my desk. I got it about 9 years ago at a Burger King in a kids meal. (This was long before I started boycotting them for being such jack-holes to migrant workers-- bastards.) Anyway, he's dressed as the grim reaper, but he is holding a broom in a menacing pose, as janitors are wont to do. He actaully came on a little stand that has since been lost (Damn you, Chronic Messy Desk Disorder!), but it was probably the funniest thing I ever owned.

It was a tomb stone, and on one side it said:

The Grim Sweeper

and on the other:

Prepare to meet thy broom!